Of flirting, shamelessly and with gusto. I refuse to feel bad about it. I am a good flirt. It is hard to find an adequate sparring partner, but when you do…God. It is divine.
Of drinking all medications straight from the bottle. Does anyone ever use those little cups?
Of lusting over an argyle sweater vest I saw yesterday. Now this one I feel serious conflict over. It is antithetical to everything about my personal aesthetic. But I had this hot little outfit worked up in my head that consisted of a pencil skirt, fishnets and grey Mary Janes. Trust me, it would work. I just couldn’t buy it, though. Just admitting I liked it was hard enough.
Of severe Usher lust. I have always been a pretty big fan but the tingles have gotten stronger. The man can do no wrong in my book. Sure, be brought us Justine Bieber, but we all make mistakes. I can’t fight this feeling anymore.
Of tipping 15% yesterday after really bad service. I know that is hardly punishment, but I have some serious guilt about it. I wanted to leave a note explaining this was a bad tip for me and maybe he shouldn’t roll his eyes at people when they ask for a glass of water.
Of Lady Gaga fatigue. She is a true talent and I am still excited for her show next week, but dammit woman, get over yourself. Your new song sounds like a freaking PSA/Madonna retread and your Grammy acceptance speech smacked of insincerity. I think we need to take a break.
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now i have an image of a sexy librarian in my head. fishnets + argyle + glasses? yea, that’s hot. you totally should’ve gotten it
michelle´s last blog ..dig me up
i love argyle. le sigh. and why should you EVER feel ashamed about flirting?? it is an art!! you don’t think michelangelo was like “look, sorry about the sistine chapel dudes. i might ahve overdone it?”
Vittoria´s last blog ..The Power of Ish
Amen to Gaga. I want to go back to the Bad Romance video premier and pretend Born This Way didn’t happen.
Andrea´s last blog ..Roses are red- violets are purple- but nothing rhymes with that- so let’s say they’re blue
Yay to the flirting! When there is flirting chemistry, it is awesome….
Paula´s last blog ..CURRENT DISLIKES
My mom the said while watching the Grammy’s, “I saw Lady Gaga on something the other day, and I realized that she’s really not that pretty, I hope that’s not why she’s so extreme.” I totally agree with her. Expressing oneself is one thing, but I think she’s gone over the top and it’s no longer artistic.
Katherine´s last blog ..Changes
You know, one of my old coworkers left to serve brunch over there….I can imagine him rolling his eyes at any and all requests.
I always leave a 25 percent tip no matter what. This makes no sense whatsoever but it’s an easy way to do math. The conclusion? People should be tripping over themselves to serve me because I’m lazy.
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I always use the little cups — it makes it more festive, like “ooh, a shot of VILE FLAVORED booze before bed time! And it’s good for me!”
jordanbaker´s last blog ..Top Chef All Stars- Arrivederci e Sbarazzarsi
In the last two days, I’ve given two 15% tips; even though the service was so bad that 10% would have been more than sufficient, I still feel guilty about it. I guess that comes with 10 years of being a server.