The sadists and the cheaters.
The imperious intellectuals and the pretty vacant houses.
The meatheads and gearheads and potheads.
The coulda shoulda wouldas.
The freaks. The geeks.
The broken and shattered.
The untoucably pretty and the dirty hot.
The discarded and the rejected.
The beggers, the pleaders.
The crier. The weeper. The sobber.
The one that was really a zero.
The right one at the wrong time. The wrong one at the right time.
Him.
If my email could talk…
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And if you have all of the above, you have interesting and cautionary tales, enough gossip and laughter for a lifetime of happy hours, wisdom and a good sense of humor, and probably a pack of great girlfriends.
Cheers!
oh man, wish my dating resume were so diverse! yours sound so spicy,
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Ah, yes. The men of our past. And, maybe, hopefully, the [good, right, yes!] man of the present…
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Sigh. I have a lot of those. No criers. Add some smarmy. Hmm.
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Aren’t men wonderful? You love us, and you know it.