…I love pigs in a blanket. Like, full out love, when I die I want them as an appetizer to my short ribs and carrot cake as my last meal, LOVE.
…I clean my ears with q-tips occasionally. I often wonder if this contributes to my poor hearing.
…I sometimes crave far too much validation from men. It is not healthy. It is annoying to others. It is particularly annoying to me. As a result, I often erase numbers from my phone and hide them somewhere to prevent myself from texting. In an unrelated note, why am I single?
…I am the asshole neighbor who blares her music. Not all the time, but I do. I can’t listen to Aerosmith at a normal volume.
…Every year, as a Christmas gift to my long suffering mother, I sing along to Feliz Navidad one time for her. It makes her happy.
…Those damn human interest stories on the Today show, the ones that usually play around 8.20? Dear God, they are my undoing. It is the kids with cancer. Their tears and their parents and their bald heads…lots of reapplication of eyeliner in this house before leaving for work.
…In my marriage vows, I want there to be a maid clause. I hate cleaning more than anything. I will happily throw money at this.
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I’m addicted to q tips.
Olga @ MangoTomato´s last blog ..How to make fudge at home
I adore q-tips. And I don’t clean unless I absolutely have to.
The Maiden Metallurgist´s last blog ..Sweet Dreams
Wait… it’s not normal to erase numbers to prevent yourself from contacting that person?
I am so with you on that one.
I erase numbers all the time. I too, am single. Go figure.
And cocktail weiners are my favorite.
k8´s last blog ..White Christmas
wait, your not supposed to use q-tips in your ears? I use them daily. And I don’t hear very well, hmmm…
Pigs in a blanket = fucking delicious.
Also, this sentence: “…I sometimes crave far too much validation from men. It is not healthy. It is annoying to others. It is particularly annoying to me,” is something I related to far too much. It feels electric when I get it, but I hate that I want it so badly.
Vie´s last blog ..On What I Never Thought I Would Be
I cried the other day at a human interest story about a retired farmer in LeRoy, Minnesota, who left millions to the town when he died. I can’t find the good video version of the story, but if you’re so inclined to look, check it out. While you’re makeup-free in the privacy of your own home.
Suburban Sweetheart´s last blog ..Doing Your Part to Actually Bring Joy to the World
I’m guessing if you have your music super high but only use Q-Tips every so often, it’s not the Q-Tips that are the issue. I use THREE every day. THREE. I won’t go into details. But THREE.
I love sausage rolls, which I think are almost the same, no? And Q-tips are just so satisfying!
Lemon Gloria´s last blog ..Reactions and proportions
sausage in a blanket wrapped in goodness, what’s not to love.
alexa - cleveland’s a plum´s last blog ..the flats- episode four TEASER- plus lets catch up on the first three episodes shall we
Pigs in a blanket are awesome, especially when made with puff pastry. But I would have to go with Scotch Eggs if both were sitting in front of me.
TheDivorcedGuy´s last blog ..Its Beginning To Look A Lot Like
I identify with your third point in particular. Especially as I make such a point of proving I’m happy on my own and don’t NEED a guy for validation. Tis infuriating…
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Great list! My mom told my dad when she agreed to marry him that she wouldn’t promise to ever cook, clean or have children. He agreed. Thankfully for both of us, she cooked some delicious meals for us on occasion and she decided she wanted one child. But, she had a maid every week until the day she died. xoxo