…that I not so secretly want to see “Life As We Know It”, despite it not being my style and an intense hatred.
…that I am a bundle of nerves about my next doctor’s appointment and it is still 12 days away.
…that a mean comment, calling me a “trashy hooker”, actually kind of excites me. I need a place to focus my agida.
…that I am precariously close to having to wear glasses all the time.
…not having a dishwasher.
…not having a maid, frankly.
…how I seem to always live next to people who really love each other. All. Night. Long. Those showoff fuckers.
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I’d never heard the word “agida” before. Woooo!
Suburban Sweetheart´s last blog ..And I Am Telling You Im Not Going
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hey so i’m just catching up on life, but you know what? you ARE a trashy hooker and i mean that in all the lovingest ways… did that help? of course it didn’t.
so i just wanted to say that not knowing you ridic well, i DO think you’re going to kick PCOS ass over the next few months/years. cause you’re That Strong. and if while doing so, you’d like someone to come see “life as we know it” with you - i’m that girl. because it IS my style, and i enjoy doling out the tissues and judgment at the same time.
good luck. you are super rocking.
Vittoria´s last blog ..Like a summer rose A really NEEDY summer rose
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LEXA!! I have been silently cursing myself for my weird desire to watch Katherine Heigl (who i can’t stand) and Josh Duhamel (who I also can’t stand but who is hot) stumble all over the big screen and hold a baby and fall in love and tell bad jokes and do all that other schmoopy romantic-comedy crap. I HATE these kinds of movies.
And yet… Yeah, I kind of want to see it. Ugh. Despicable.
Hannah´s last blog ..On turning 30- Part I
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I can be a bad neighbor, but it’s usually from when I’m being a trashy hooker, since that whole “love”/couple thing eludes me. My early 30s cute neighbor ironically seems not to mind and is always extremely friendly, and I know dude hears me, given that I can hear him sneeze. Hmmmm. And that trailer for that movie is horribly well-done.
Vie´s last blog ..fecklessness of faith
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You gorgeous hooker you.
The Maiden Metallurgist´s last blog ..Week 10
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That commenter was creepy. And so unnecessary. What is WITH people?
Also kind of want to secretly see that movie.
Lindsay´s last blog ..Meet Henry
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You know how you solve the problem of your neighbors constantly humping loudly. Dress like a trashy hooker to pick up guys and out hump them. BOOM. Nailed it.
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I finally decided that Katherine Heigl and I are finished. In fact, I think I’ll Friday Break Up with her tomorrow.
We’ve had a relationship since i was 14, so this is a big decision, but…she’s just gone too far. Or not far enough? I don’t know.
shine´s last blog ..Femme Writes – The Gender Binary
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The other day my friend and I were speculating on how much it might cost to employ a butler once a week. Possibly a worthwhile expense?
HP´s last blog ..Bump in the Night
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I cannot stress enough how life-changing springing for a maid is. I’d eat ramen for a week in order to afford it. I love cleanliness and hate cleaning—both the act itself, and the time it sucks up.
Damir´s last blog ..In Karzai We Do Not Trust
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I’m so glad I don’t want to see Life As We Know It. There are many stupid ways I like to spend time, but that’s not one of them.
Also, I love wearing glasses. There are such frames ones to choose from!
Lemon Gloria´s last blog ..One way to go about it
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Hang in there! I hate not having a maid too. Or a dishwasher. Not in that order, though.
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I love my dishwasher. I can’t go back to life without it. Also, I want to see Life as We Know I too. I know I’ll regret that decision though.
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Contact lenses are my saviour. Just sayin.
Paula´s last blog ..SIGNS THAT MY MUM KNOWS ME TOO WELL
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