As everyone knows by this point-oh drunk twittering, you get me every time-I was in NYC with my lovers LiLu, Deutlich, and Maxie this weekend. Fun times were had, but I think this video starring Maxie and LiLu sums it up. I am the camera woman…those are my school girl giggles:
I am feeling awful today. The rain has left me with a huge headache and my stomach is staging a coup. Why did I buy a Cinnabon? It only results in Cinnashame. I know better.
Tomorrow I will be back to the grind, but I am taking a tiny rest today. I faced my fears and went to the neurologist about these freaking headaches. The new meds may make me feel a bit “detached from myself” but I am hopeful things will be better. I didn’t have the heart to tell her since I am always drunk or hungover anyway, I don’t know what “myself” feels like anyway. Also, she asked a ton about my sex life…orgasms help with headaches. She was wondering if I had a boyfriend and I just didn’t have it in me to point out one does not need a boyfriend to find an orgasm. Or…that they need another person, frankly. Maybe all the time I spend using the internet for what it is really for can just be part of my treatment. Thanks, PornHub, this one is for you.
Oh. Porn. How I love thee.
Also? This weekend rocked.
Hard.
Is there a porn fan club?
-hugs- Hope things get better for you.
Avenue Q had it right.
Thanks…I think they will.
You should probably let someone spread the petals of your sex later.
I am taking applicants.
Cinnashame? I reject your existence. I’m going with CinnaBOMB or CinnaWIN.
Who needs porn when you’ve got cinnamon-sugary goodness?
Oh but it hurts so much.
One time, I ate a strawberry icing Cinnabon. But it was in an airport. So I had no other options.
That made me die inside a little.
youporn, what?
feel better lady!
What is porn?
Cinnashame
Classic.
Ba dum chung.
I hear you on the rough weekend. And, equally, on feeling like total and utter ass this morning—even sans Cinnabun. I dragged myself to work, but guess what? I’m leaving at noon. This hangover needs some serious TLC.
I just feel nasty…sorry you feel the same, lady. Good for you for leaving early.
Also, she asked a ton about my sex life…orgasms help with headaches.
You are aware that if this information gets out there are millions of women that will be forced to have sex with their husbands/boyfriends
/sugardaddies.I am trying to help you boys out.
I’m actually super impressed you were able to keep the camera straight during that filming.
Feel better!
I tried my best!
“The rain has left me with a huge headache”… hmm, so we’re calling it “rain” now? Ha ha!
Sadly, it actually is the rain.
I took a page from your book and wrote a food post today. Check it out, love.
I will! Thanks.
See, if you had spooned me on Saturday, none of this would be happening, as I have magical healing powers of the sex petals.
My dreams will have to wait til another twilight eve…
I must hold you, hold you so close…
DF is totally right. I’m not going to take that excuse anymore.
You are also right, you don’t need guys to get off, you’ll be able to figure it out on your own.
You should never take that excuse.
Those evil Cinnabuns always lure you in with their yummy scent and then make you feel like you just swallowed a brick! :p
Better to make your own!:)
For real…much better.
I will have to watch the video tonight after midnight when I get home from the caps game. Given the porn references, should I be ashamed I’ll be watching at that time of night?
Since I am single and unattached, I’m putting it out there that I have a headache remedy available for use anytime.
NO shame, ever.
But I love Cinnabon! I love it so much with it’s delicious cinnasticks and dipping frosting. I wish there was one in RI. *swoon*
Are there not any? I guess you are right…not even the airport.
You know what also helps with headaches? Decapitation.
That is the next step.
My best friend, who’s a doc, called me one day while he was in med school after learning this fact: If a woman ever says she doesn’t want to have sex because of a headache, tell her the release of endorphins and increased blood flow during sex and orgasm will help make it go away. He was pretty stoked that day.
It is an awesome lesson, no?
I’m sure the weather does not help AT ALL. Freaking rain. Several more days of it I think…
Gah. How frustrating.
Orgasms do help headaches.
At least that’s what I tell myself every night.
You are a smart girl.
the choreography needs work, but I’ll give it 6.5 out of 10 stars overall.
I think if I over-dubbed Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” on top of it, I would give it 10 out of 10.
Hey, nothing is perfect. Maxie had only watched the video about three times.
Maybe you just need to drink more water? I used to get headaches all the time, and someone suggested drinking more water. I tried drinking a few bottled waters a day and it’s helped millions. Once a headache even hospitalized me and it ended up being because I was severely dehydrated.
Oh and “Cinnashame” ??? F’ing brilliant. Really made me laugh.
I am hardcore about water…I drink two glasses before I even leave for work in the morning. Sadly, the problem is more complicated than dehydration.
The health benefits of sex (and reflexology, too) are pretty much always better when the sensations are instigated by someone else. Had it explained to me once, but all I can remember is that it’s like how much harder it is for you to tickle yourself than for someone else to do it. And no, whatever it is in your brain that makes it so is not hugely fooled by battery-powered partners. But I bet it’d still help some with the headaches.
In entirely other news, I can’t remember if you’ve done that cooking lesson yet, but there’s a really good knife skills item in the current Saveur. Has to do with julienning carrots.
Oh I am in no way saying battery powered is a better option to an actual person. This cannot be replaced, especially if you actually, yanno, like them.
oh cinnashame. how familiar i am with you. it took like 10 years, but i’ve FINALLY learned to Say No To Cinnabon. i recommend a 12 step program.
Oh, yes, must find one.
Ayuh. That “liking ‘em” thing is kinda crucial. Well, plus it’s fun and all that.
I used to work at a photo studio just a few yards from a Cinnabon. Dangerous, addictive stuff. Finally broke the habit, and now my only weakness is the enormous cinnamon rolls at Disneyland’s Blue Ribbon Bakery… which I am careful to get no more than 3 or 4 times a year.
Yes, very fun…SO I HEAR.
…erm, only cinnamon roll weakness, that is. Other food weaknesses are too numerous to mention, but they begin with “good cheese,” “peaty scotch,” and “homemade hummus,” and go from there.
Yes, cheese is an essential indulgence.
a) this weekend made my LIFE
b) thanks for letting me sleep in your shirt
c) i freaking love you
d) porn…yes.
Your life, holy crap. You are the bees knees, woman. You can sleep in my shirt anytime.
Three of my favorite words were listed here…
Cinnabon.
Grind.
PornHub.
I don’t know if I would function without the last two words. Okay, all three.
Welcome, JPP. Really, those are three great words.
Cinnashame. We’ve all been there, but now we have a name for it. Thanks!
Welcome shep…and glad I could help.