Today I am on a plane to Florida to visit with the family. I will never get used to palm trees with Christmas lights, but I will do my best to be a big girl about it. A house full of animals awaits me, but I am adequately prepared with plenty of drugs.
I will be updating sporadically the next week or so. I am selfish and will miss you far too much to take any real time off. Plus, I need to dump some of the fattening stuff clunking around in the queue before we start January. That’s right: In January, I am putting us all on diets. Not that you need it-you are perfect- but…um…wait, I lost my train of thought because I was thinking about cookies. Mmm, cookies.
For Christmas/Chanukah/Solstice/Kwanzaa, I leave you this, my little bacon fiends. Yes, that is a mat woven of bacon and filled with cheese. Upon seeing this, my first thought was “Hmm…would be good with sour cream and chives!” Hope your holiday is lovely and you get everything you ever wanted and more.
Via HolyTaco.com
PS: Don’t forget to go check out So Good for what I am eating this week.
Saliva just dropped onto my keyboard.
All the best to you and your family! Enjoy your time with them!
Thanks-you too. Now mop off your keyboard.
that is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen.
Wow. That is a strong statement.
If only my computer came equipped with smell-o-vision.
Enjoy your trip!
Peter
Thanks, Peter.
You just made me a very happy man - a very happy man whose arteries closed a little just by looking at these pictures, but a very happy man nonetheless.
Take your Lipitor.
Merry Christmas! Bacon freaks.
Freaks…all of them.
You’re going to make that when you get back, right?
I am eating chicken breast and running on the treadmill when I get back.
[heart attack]
Don’t die!
Lemmy, you will be the death of me.
Am making your pear coffee cake for my neighbors. Christmas is a great excuse to make friends with people who’d otherwise never speak to you.
I am sure they will love it. Also, I hope I am not the death of you.
Dear God. I just had several mild heart attacks simply from looking at those pictures.
It was not my intention to kill my 10 readers. I am sorry.
MMMMMM, I love it when my arteries harden. Merry Christmas!
And Merry Christmas to you.
Oh Lem, your picture is making me crazy. No wait, it’s my parents that are making me crazy. Your picture just makes me happy.
Merry Christmas…I would trade slush for palm trees in an instant…
Parents can do that to the best of us. Hang in there.
PS: Bacon abomination? Uncalled for!
Oh, I think it is totally called for…
I sent you that link!
I also just returned from FL… it is full of old people and scary
About 5 people sent me this link, but you were one of them. Thanks for thinking of me.
Yes, there are lots of old people here for sure.
Seriously. I’m having a heart attack just looking at all that bacon and cheese. Must calm down with some bacon ice cream.
merry merry to all!
Bacon ice cream! I wonder how a bacon ice cream float would taste.
Bacon makes just about everything taste better. Bacon was the protein in my dinner salad tonight. Who needs lettuce when you have bacon?
Lettuce is just a vehicle for the bacon.
it goes beyond food porn. this is max hardcore’s answer to food porn…..mmmm bacon.
Food hardcore!
I miss you already. I took plenty of pictures of my white Christmas up here- I’ll send them to you and hopefully you can get some by osmosis…
Just think of me every time you see the snow and I will feel it too.
Hope you have a great time in Florida!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks…it is nice.
I love you and I love bacon, but that’s just fucking terrifying.
Also, I think we should guest blog on each other’s home some day. Discuss.
Yes, we should talk about that!
That looks INSANE. God. Now all I want is Christmas bacon and cheese. Damn it!!
You should go for it. It is ok.
We like it when tough girls cleave open the crusted bacon-mail that shields their soft gooey core.
Not all the time though, right?
Merry Christmas, Lemmonex!
Thanks-hope yours was great.
Oh, I hope you are having the best best time with such an amazing combination - bacon and palm trees and warm weather and people you love! (Not necessarily in order of importance.) Warmest hugs to you and yours!
The warm weather has been LOVELY, let me tell you. Even though I miss the snow, I could get used to this.
Had I known you were in the neighborhood I would have bought you a beer…Next time. I cannot wait to get back to the great white north!
It isn’t so white, though. Sadness.