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Lemmonex — Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Mire — Page 6

Livin’, Luvin’

October 16, 2009

Happy birthday to a friend that makes me laugh every single day.

Happy birthday to one of the most twisted people I know.
Happy birthday to a girl who encourages my bad behavior.
Happy birthday to someone who gets angrier than I do when people treat me poorly.
Happy birthday to my cohart in irrational anger.
Happy birthday, my darling [...]

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Clean Up Crew

October 15, 2009

Did you know housecleaning services can refuse to clean a room if it is too messy?
No? I didn’t either until last week. The roomie and I hired a team to come in and they threw their hands up and said there was nothing they could do about the space I inhabit.
It was humbling.
Now, lest [...]

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Not About Me

October 14, 2009

I received a very special, heartwarming comment on my post about The Cat Guy.
phallusmallice chimed and an opined a reason for the last minute cancellation,
Maybe because you’re getting fat and he’s just not that into you
My first instinct was to wonder if it was some sort of frenemy, if he could see I had gained [...]

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Well, Aren’t You Curious…

October 13, 2009

Today’s topic is unladylike and not something mom should be reading because I love her…also small children. They probably shouldn’t read this either. Sorry Mom, but see? I am growing as a person. I know boundaries.
If you are not my mom or a toddler and want the password, please email me at [...]

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Protected: This is a PSA

October 13, 2009

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

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Methodology! Sexy!

October 12, 2009

I suppose now is the time to admit that I got a D in Baby Chem in College. I managed to pull out a D+ in Math 9, a math class so simple and meaningless it doesn’t even garner a real name. I still graduated with a respectable GPA, even made the [...]

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On Indignity

October 8, 2009

Last night, 45 minutes before I was supposed to meet him, my date canceled on me…because his cat was sick.
Pussies, public enemy number one.

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I Can’t Fight This Feeling Anymore

October 7, 2009

Now, I am sure you may have figured out by now I am a bit of a malcontent. Well, some call it malcontented, I call it “realistic” or “not immersing myself in denial while I slowly die inside as the inner turmoil cripples me”.
So, yeah, things are never perfect. I still have fuckers [...]

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Apparently…

October 6, 2009

…I am the friend you call when you have a question about anal sex.
…One of my deepest fears is dying in a bad outfit.
…I am completely capable of eating sushi three times in one week.
…I have no issue swearing in front of my boss.
…I am growing less tolerant of those that proclaim their ignorance of [...]

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This Will Be Something

October 5, 2009

So, I have been thinking a lot about money.
Money. It is something I know I should never talk about in mixed company.
Here is the deal: my relationship with money is a bit…strained. I am pretty impulsive with my purchases, I am not the best at saving and I am downright inflexible about certain [...]

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