Pink, It’s Not Even a Question

December 10, 2009

Up until about 6 months ago, I had a pink Razr. Yes, the hottest phone of 2006.
I took a fair amount of ribbing over it. I didn’t care. I hate– no, I loathe– talking on the phone so basically I view it as a texting device. I only talk with three people on the phone [...]

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The 500

December 9, 2009

Today marks my 500th post.
500 acts of self indulgence. 500 outstretched arms. 500 flashes of alienation.
What is to say? Nothing really. So I asked Peter DeWolf what he would ask me, what he wants to know.
This is what he asked and I had to say…well, everything I had to say except thank you. [...]

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Me and Jenny

December 8, 2009

It is really disheartening when you love something so–Poptarts or Ace of Base or Perfect Strangers–and it just doesn’t stand the test of time. You know that feeling, when you try something again as an adult and you are all “Oh, this SUCKS. What the hell was I so in love with?”
A perfect example: Forrest [...]

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Because If I Don’t Say this Now I Never Will

December 6, 2009

I feel stuck lately in that I don’t feel that there is anything to say.
I am happy enough. My job is good. Nothing is wrong.
My annoyances are even mundane; a frustrating coworker, a disappointing number on the scale, a few duds in my social circle. Nothing special.
I am…existing. I am here. My [...]

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Bonus(!!) Holiday Gift Guide

December 3, 2009

So…I am cheating. But you all loved the gift guide Tuesday!! So here is last years guide, reprinted…and no, this has nothing to do with having too much fun last night.
Oh, yeah, I was kind enough to update the links and check prices. I consider this a major feat.
If you don’t buy [...]

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Tongue Tied

December 2, 2009

Let me tell you a little story.
A few weeks ago my dear friend, Irish Lebowski, had a birthday. Now, you may remember that Irish had a baby a few months back. She is delightful, that Baby Lebowski.
I mean, look at her. She is wearing a monogrammed leopard print onesie I bought her. At [...]

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2009 Holiday Gift Guide

December 1, 2009

Despite sticking my head in the sand my fingers in my ears, the holidays are here. Now, I may be a grinch, but I do love shopping. Online. In stores. In my dreams. I would stop at calling me materialistic, but sometimes all you need for a quick pick me up is [...]

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Overload

November 30, 2009

So, yesterday TLC played a marathon of shows about super sized people. You know what I am talking about: “Half Ton Dad”, “Half Ton Mom”, “Half Ton Teen” and “650 Pound Virgin”. Basically, the show served two purposes: to make me think about biscuits and how delicious they are and to once again remind me [...]

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All My Thanks

November 24, 2009

So, I am sick of all your thankfulness.
Yes, yes. I know you love your family, your friends, and your health. I love mine too. Clearly.
But, really? What am I thankful for? Besides this bottle and a half of wine.
Let me tell you the things I am thankful for:
Vanity sizing
Deep inhales
Eli Roth
Cheddar and Scallion Sourdough Twists
Pink, [...]

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Team Jacob’s Abs

November 23, 2009

You know, sometimes I have thoughts I cannot control.
Let’s say, for example, I went to see New Moon this weekend. Just as an example. It is not like it happened or anything.
And let’s say during New Moon I had some thoughts, some dirty thoughts. And these dirty thoughts involved me, 17-year-old Taylor [...]

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