So, I am sick of all your thankfulness.
Yes, yes. I know you love your family, your friends, and your health. I love mine too. Clearly.
But, really? What am I thankful for? Besides this bottle and a half of wine.
Let me tell you the things I am thankful for:
Vanity sizing
Deep inhales
Eli Roth
Cheddar and Scallion Sourdough Twists
Pink, the color…though the artist is lovely enough
Selective memory
Ceiling fans
My love, my blackberry
Rufus Wainwright’s range
Channing Tatum
Indiscriminate age of consent
Cowlicks
The moment before the leap
Fresh babies
Unfettered adoration
Paint by numbers
Matchbox (short ribs, burgers, booze, bartenders)
…and not to be cliche, every moment of my fucking life.
Thank to you for you. See you Monday.
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I am thankful for YOU, and for the simultaneous levity and depth you manage to bring to my life. No, YOU’RE shmoopy!
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i’m thankful for you love. so much so that i want to send you a paint by number creation telling you so.
i’m also thankful for the internet, wine, and crushes.
but, i’m NOT thankful for ceiling fans like you, they scare the bejesus out of me
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Ah, Eli Roth. To be thankful for him, indeed.
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I’m thankful for you… almost as much as I am thankful for channing tatum.
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Mmm…Eli Roth. He’s so on my Thanksgiving menu.
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Good stuff mama, Happy Thanksgiving, enjoy your weekend.
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if it wasn’t for paint by numbers i think i would have been so lost and very misunderstood. i’m thankful for finger paint too!
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Fresh babies. Good call. Stale babies are no good. They should be sent back. That’s why you always keep the receipt.
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“The moment before the leap.” Oh, yes. Indeed. Brilliant. Happy, happy turkey day!
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I don’t know what I’m grateful for. It’s going around the internet and I haven’t caught it yet.
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Fresh babies? almost made me spit out my coffee.
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I agree most with the bottle and a half of wine and CHANNING TATUM!
DELISH. I am drooling now. I just went to my file of pictures of him saved on my computer. What?
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I love you for putting vanity sizing first on the list. Amen, dude. A-friggin’-men.
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Sourdough ANYTHING.
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The flavor on fresh babies is always infinitely better than packaged babies, yes. And when I read Channing Tatum my brain went to Stockard Channing…who is kinda excellent I guess, but not nearly as much.
Have a good thanksgiving.
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Paint by numbers always holds a special place in my heart as well!
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I am grateful for the day we all go see Step Up 3 together in the theatre.
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Love. this. post.
Thank God, seriously. The internet has been overflowing with a lot of very bland gratitude, which I get, but I way prefer your list.
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I’m with Kyla.
Selective memory is one of the best things about being human.
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Movies that last an hour…(the entire length of a science class)…. Happy Turkey Day!
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“the moment before the leap” – quite an extraordinary thought.. ;o)
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I’m thankful for Muppet parodies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY&feature=player_embedded
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You’re too awesome… hahaha. Love this post, I’m thankful for bobby pins!
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Hmm Channing Tatum, great addition to the list. I left him off of my accidentally but Jacob’s bas did make it.
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I am rather grateful for getting through the meal for 19 without killing a family member or a guest. Wine is so good for my nerves.
I too love Matchbox, especially those little sliders and the onion rings they come with.
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How much do I effing love this?
A lot.
Happy Black Friday!
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I’m thankful for this list. It’s a good list.
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Good post!As i was passing by here and i read your post.
It’s quite interesting.I will look around for more such post.Thanks for sharing.
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