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This is Too Easy aka I am a 14-Year-Old Boy

This is Too Easy aka I am a 14-Year-Old Boy

by Lemmonex on August 4, 2009

This picture is hysterical...skylerlewis.com

At the recommendation of a trusted friend, I checked out El Sol, a small Mexican eatery in the U Street area last week.

She raved about the fish tacos.  I was going on a second date.  I deemed it fish taco time.

I got there a bit early, as is my way.  I have an almost crippling fear of being late.  As I waited, I nibbled on the chips that had been placed on my table.  The salsa was serviceable, but I was really disappointed to discover the chips were stale.  I was not feeling hopeful.

The margaritas arrived and I was feeling much better.  Not made from a mix, they were fresh and tangy.

Finally, the star of the show, the fish tacos, landed on the table. Sadly, I didn’t get a  photo because I find it best to keep some of my craziness and annoying habits at bay in the early stages of dating; it takes a good three months before I hit someone with a freight train of crazy. Unlike most Mexican joints, the tacos didn’t come with middling rice or supar beans.  I was staring at a plate lined with breaded taiapia fillets tucked in to three soft taco shells.  The fish was super tasty and not at all greasy.  The salsa verde that accompanied the meal was the star; I loved the tomatillos and garlic.  Once again, though, the tortillas were a bit stale.  Bummer and what the fuck?

As we left, my companion said they were good, but claimed he has had better Mexican and couched it with an apology. This happens a lot it seems; I will pick a restaurant and folks will apologize it is not their favorite or doesn’t live up to expectations.  As I reminded him, it was my first time there and I am not cooking; I would never send out stale tortillas, but I cannot prevent them from doing it.  Believe me, I wish I could stop every culinary disaster.  Easy Cheese would be first on my hit list.

Now if he had said he didn’t like fish taco, this would have been a bigger issues.

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{ 36 comments… read them below or add one }

Matt August 4, 2009 at 5:53 am

Give me easy cheese and triscuits and I am a happy man.

Do you guys have Wahoo’s fish tacos in DC?

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Lemmonex Reply:

No Wahoos.

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belmontmedina August 4, 2009 at 6:09 am

Stale corn products make me sad! Last time I went, the tilapia was grilled, which is my preference for fish tacos.

Also, I cannot type the phrase “fish tacos” without snickering a little bit.

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Lemmonex Reply:

We are mature like that.

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The Maiden Metallurgist August 4, 2009 at 6:10 am

Yum! Wahoo’s… blackened fish with green sauce. Sadly they haven’t made it very far East. Now I’m homesick. Imagine pining for fish tacos from a landlocked state like Colorado.

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Lemmonex Reply:

Aw, I am sorry. Didn’t mean to make you homesick.

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The Maiden Metallurgist Reply:

Actually Matt made me homesick. Sorry to hijack your comments.

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Lemmonex Reply:

Oh no, not at all.

Susie August 4, 2009 at 6:14 am

Haha. You got that right.

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Lemmonex Reply:

For REAL.

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bh August 4, 2009 at 6:15 am

Damnit, I love a good fish taco.

“freight rain of crazy” While I suspect you meant freight train, somehow freight rain sounds far more impressive.

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Lemmonex Reply:

I fixed it but it seems appropriate.

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Patrick August 4, 2009 at 6:27 am

Interesting, a restaurant review focused more on the tacos and less on the boy. Either the date went very well or unforgettable.

I don’t understand the 14-year old boy reference however.

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Lemmonex Reply:

It is a restaurant review, not a boy review. Do I ever get in to specifics about that here?

Really?! Fish taco? Patrick, your innocence always astounds and impresses me.

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Shannon August 4, 2009 at 6:29 am

Generally, I save the fish taco for the fifth date. I’m old-school like that.

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Lemmonex Reply:

Hey, we all have our moral codes.

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Marie August 4, 2009 at 6:32 am

Ew, stale tortillas , ew.

Have to ask, was the boy stale too? Or better than the tortillas?

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Marie August 4, 2009 at 6:34 am

I have to ask, was the guy as stale as the tortillas?

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Lemmonex Reply:

You all are very nosey. I ask again, when have I ever “reviewed” recent dates?

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justjp August 4, 2009 at 6:38 am

I am very happy to hear there is a good fish taco place in my future stomping grounds. Fish Tacos on the second date btw, awesome. A girl after my own heart.

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Lemmonex Reply:

You know it, baby.

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Big Money Tony August 4, 2009 at 6:40 am

It seems odd that a Mexican restaurant is OK with serving stale tortillas. To many, Mexican food must have tortillas, so those should be fresh all the time.

Heh, heh, she said fish taco in my best Beavis and Butthead voice.

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Lemmonex Reply:

I know. It made no sense. Oh well.

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Phil August 4, 2009 at 6:41 am

Bon states that he has been selling a lot of “head meat” to Mexican restaurants lately due to the bad economy. What is head meat? It is a piece of meat that is stripped off the top of the cow’s skull. It is very inexpensive and they will use it for their beef dishes (like tacos, etc.). They will also buy that little thing that holds your tongue to the bottom of your mouth.

Stick w/ the fish tacos, in other words. (at some places, anyway..not all of them).

And yes, I am pleased I got to use “head meat” in your “fish taco” post.

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Lemmonex Reply:

I am impressed myself.

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brisltecone Reply:

Barbacoa. Lo me gusta. They take a cow head and steam or roast it overnight (traditionally…wrapped in banana leaves and buried with hot coals. Today, usually wrapped in foil and done in a turkey roaster). There is a lot of collagen in the head, and it all melts into this wonderful, rich geletin. Chopped, tossed with some cilantro and onions, topped with salsa verde.

Good for hangovers.

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brisltecone Reply:

BTW…this is a Northern Mexico dish (Monterrey to San Antonio). They also do great things with cabrito….flour torts…carne seca…nopales….chipotle…mollejas a la parrilla…Tripas. Northern Mexico is comfort food to me.

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Jo August 4, 2009 at 6:45 am

Fish tacos make me gag the idea of fish and cheese is so very VOM to me…it’s the same principle as a tuna melt. Ugh.

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Jo Reply:

On another note, that’s probably the same reason I could never be a lesbian… wait was that too much?

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Lemmonex Reply:

Nothing is ever too much here.

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Liebchen August 4, 2009 at 6:50 am

Three months before you hit them with the crazy? I like to sneak in little hints early on, just to see how well they can deal.

And maybe that’s why I haven’t made it to three months in a long time…

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Lemmonex Reply:

Oh believe me, I am not the queen of lasting relationships.

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Tina August 4, 2009 at 6:52 am

My brother Phil had fish tacos for the first time this weekend and ran around announcing how much he LOVED fish taco in a very loud voice. I had to pull him aside and explain to him why he should um aybe keep that a little more to himself. How embarrassing.

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Lemmonex Reply:

Embarrassing yet HYSTERICAL.

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Tina Reply:

Even more hysterical when you know he was doing this at a kid centered amusement park

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Lisa August 4, 2009 at 6:54 am

You’re right about the rice and beans. One of the criterion for a good Mexican place, besides good food, is whether they have an a la carte menu. That way you can just order exactly what you want instead of paying the inflated price for the filler.

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Lemmonex Reply:

The rice is rarely good. I don’t need it.

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LiLu August 4, 2009 at 7:01 am

You can taco my fish any time.

What?

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Lemmonex Reply:

Who said that?

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k8 August 4, 2009 at 7:34 am

Okay. I didn’t get the fish taco thing until I started reading the comments. How I survived to my mid-30s so very naive, I will never know. And my freight train of crazy? Sometimes my brakes don’t work very well.

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Lemmonex Reply:

It is cute!

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Lemmonex Reply:

Don’t change.

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Just A Girl August 4, 2009 at 7:54 am

1) I tried fish tacos (heehee). I gave them a fair shot, and they’re just not my thing.

2) That fish taco (heehee) at the top is SO CUTE.

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Lemmonex Reply:

It really is pretty adorable. I agree.

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shine August 4, 2009 at 7:57 am

Any man who says he doesn’t like fish taco (I can’t even think this without giggling) on a second date is just…well, being silly.

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Lemmonex Reply:

Yes, yes it is.

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Eric August 4, 2009 at 8:03 am

I only like fish tacos raw…

(I see your childishness and I raise you a little dirtiness)

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Lemmonex Reply:

ZING.

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jordanbaker August 4, 2009 at 8:05 am

I am not a fan of the fish tacos (heh heh). LOBSTER tacos, on the other hand. Both delicious and non-lesbionic.

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Lemmonex Reply:

Ohh, lobster…never had those.

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Maxie August 4, 2009 at 8:39 am

I’ve never had a fish taco.

well not the food kind.

instantrimshot.com

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Lemmonex Reply:

I am really scared to click on that, Maxie.

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Lemmonex Reply:

I am really scared to click on that link.

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Hannah August 4, 2009 at 8:45 am

I’ve never caught the fish taco bug. For me, Mexican food and seafood just don’t go together. I stick to vegetarian or chicken when I head south of the border. Also, I *HATE* being served stale tortilla chips. You just know a great vat of them are sitting in some corner of the kitchen getting softer and chewier by the minute. Yech.

It’s a good thing I’m late in commenting today and was able to see you are clearly not responding to questions re: the date. I get it. And I like your style, lady.

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Lemmonex Reply:

Thanks. I don’t judge others who share, but I do like to keep some things only for me.

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LA Cochran August 4, 2009 at 8:59 am

Fish taco or no (yeah, yeah, I get it), I always feel responsible when I pick a place and then my friends think it sucks, even though it’s not my fault.

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Lemmonex Reply:

I know, it was overkill.

It isn’t your fault!

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Jazzyjeff August 4, 2009 at 9:15 am

Did you make the pic yourself?

It looks like one of the suicide bunnies on its side in a taco……

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Lemmonex Reply:

Nope–the link won’t work. I got it at skylerlewis.com

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DF August 4, 2009 at 9:32 am

Is it strange to get a burning sensation from savoring fish taco? Oh I’m not asking for myself, I’m asking for a friend.

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Lemmonex Reply:

Yes, yes. A friend. Uh huh.

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maurice August 4, 2009 at 9:43 am

wow – that’s one of my fave restaurants in that area, and i *always* get the fish tacos there. i’ve never had a problem with the chips or tortillas being stale, though – must’ve been an off night. don’t write the place off because of one so-so experience…

… and i couldn’t help but notice the glee with which you ladies plow into (heh) the fish-taco double-entendres. How come you so rarely talk so dirty around men?

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Lemmonex Reply:

Maurice, I do talk this way around men. You are with the wrong women.

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maurice Reply:

but “you” i meant “you (plural)” – ladies in general, in the comments. i’ve read enough of your blog to know you are secure in your dirty-mindedness…

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emma August 4, 2009 at 9:59 am

I do not like fish tacos. Too much trauma from an early experience in Rosarita. But I applaud your courage… And I wanna hear more about this whole dating thing. Sounds exotic.

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Lemmonex Reply:

Dating…hmmm. There is talking, eating…sometimes drinking, usually lots of awkwardness.

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moooooog35 August 4, 2009 at 10:14 am

You’re a lesbian?!?

Oh. Wait. Sorry.

The ‘fish taco’ thing threw me.

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Lemmonex Reply:

Tsk tsk.

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Jaime | Fast Times August 4, 2009 at 10:19 am

My freight train of crazy is out for the world to see at all times. I like people to know what they’re getting into when they’re getting into it with me. :D

Also we can never date, I’m sorry. I don’t like fish at all.

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Lemmonex Reply:

You are from RI!!!

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Lisa August 4, 2009 at 1:37 pm

I love how, in the form of fish tacos, you are mixing business with pleasure.

Also, stale chips at a Mexican place just seems like big lazy.

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Lemmonex Reply:

Business and pleasure should always be mixed, me thinks.

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Vittoria August 4, 2009 at 1:43 pm

i love that you mention that if he didn’t like fish tacos, that would have been a problem. i dumped a boy once because he made of the way i said bruschetta. i was like, what, it’s one of my favorite foods, that’s how it’s pronounced and then he judged me harshly for liking tomatos on toasted bread and saying it correctly so it was time to say goodbye.

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Lemmonex Reply:

people have been dumped for way less.

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kathleen August 4, 2009 at 3:22 pm

i really liked the last line of this post, and whether it was too easy or not, it was a PERFECT end of a restaurant review.

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Lemmonex Reply:

I mean, how could I not? So perfect.

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Julie @ Wearing Mascara August 4, 2009 at 8:20 pm

I am not a fan of fish tacos unless they are VERY good. I think I had them one time and they were homemade. I will give them another chance though! xoxo

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redhead August 5, 2009 at 1:46 pm

Love a good fish taco. Had them Sunday at Gordon Biersch in Rockville. They weren’t that great. (Austin Grill’s kina suck, too). Baja Fresh is always the place for me.

Funny story – One night after sex with a new-ish boyfriend, I said “Gee, I could really go for some fish tacos.” (Yes, somehow in my mind food and sex mix, like George Costanza.) He said “I thought I just had some.”

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