(ps- is that your kitchen?)
Nope, I need to take pictures for Julie, actually.
You are not the first woman to say this sarcastically to me.
Sure I will not be the last, either.
Of course but we must find a way to have your tiggs at the plane of my face for I must master motorboat salsa. Your story has inspired me.
Such a romantic you are.
My friends wouldn’t save me either. We need better friends.
Seriously?! Who are we hanging out with?
I’m not sure what this says about me.
It says you are awesome.