Lay It Down Right Beside Me Tonight and Do Whatever You Feel*

by Lemmonex on February 26, 2009

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Please, please tell me (if you know me in real life) that I don’t always scratch my head like that. I really hope it is some sort of nervous tick I developed for about 3 seconds. God, that is unattractive.

Fret not, I will be posting a (really great) recipe tomorrow. This was supposed to go up tomorrow hence the “have a great weekend”, but some technical difficulties are holding things up. Sorry for two softballs in a row, but I think Jesus is smiting me. I had several “I am an atheist” conversations yesterday…on Ash Wednesday. Look, you ask me what I am giving up for Lent and I am gonna give you the what what.

And you are right…I am wearing my gym clothes.  Nothing is too good for you guys.  You know you love a woman in a sports bra.

*The song in the background is “Lovelight” by Robbie Williams.

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Hammer February 26, 2009 at 9:44 am

As if the line between the internet and public access cable wasn’t already blurry enough…

Wait til I use my webcam on the site…

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Racquel Valencia February 26, 2009 at 9:46 am

You’re adorable.

I love when life makes me too busy to blog. It makes me feel like I, you know, have one.

Having said that, I totally update every day. It’s all a sham.

YOU are adorable.

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jman February 26, 2009 at 10:00 am

It must be nice to be photogenic (being good looking helps I know). As someone who lives the delusion that the camera hates me because I know I could not possibly look that hideous, I am always envious of people like you. As for your couture, who could tell what you are wearing. After reading the post but before viewing the clip I was expecting Brandy Chastain. Quelle disappointment.

Oh dear me, no bra post. Sorry.

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Big Money Tony February 26, 2009 at 10:10 am

You know some of us don’t have the privacy of an office to run a video. Or consultants like me, who are lucky to have a table to work on sometimes. Now I’ll have to comment sans viewing. I’ll watch it tonight from home. Ugh, I’ll feel like a dirty old man.

I sit in a cube but watch youtube…damn the man.

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I-66 February 26, 2009 at 10:13 am

I don’t think I’ve noticed you scratching your head like that before. There are many worse ticks to have on camera.

I coulda scratched my crotch–’tis true.

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LiLu February 26, 2009 at 10:16 am

I want to hug you and squeeze you and call you Lemmy.

Oh wait… that’s every day.

Smoochey booches, babe.

Do you want to hug my sweat pants? Because to love me ya gotta love all of me.

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DF February 26, 2009 at 10:49 am

Dug the oh so subtle volume adjustment to the hair while on camera, although you could have done it more dramatically with a hair flip after which you would come up to the camera “BAM, How ya like me know bitches! Ok, so the winner is….”

I swear to God I must have lice…I was scratching my head.

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deutlich February 26, 2009 at 10:54 am

You looked fantastical.

Thanks!

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DF February 26, 2009 at 11:03 am

I swear to God I must have lice…I was scratching my head.

For goodness sake woman, lie to me.

I kid, baby.

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k8 February 26, 2009 at 11:20 am

I love you. But I hate that I did not win. And you are gorgeous by the way. If I was a lesbian, I’d want you. Sure as shit. Give me a reason to become motivated to go to the gym like you. Please?

I am sorry you did not win. If only I could rig these things. The gym is boring sometimes. Do you know how many old copies of “Real Simple” I have read? You are better off.

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Maxie February 26, 2009 at 11:20 am

I’ve never noticed the head thing. I always do this weird clicking thing when I’m doing a vlog… it’s annoying and then I try to concentrate on NOT doing it and end up looking constipated.

Clicking? Like with your tongue?

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apollocreed February 26, 2009 at 11:47 am

“You should be eating Boca products, even if I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about.”

hahaha – You should be their spokesperson.

Also, I’ve had their burgers and stuff, and they pretty much suck.

How much would I get paid? Would I be paid in Boca products? BOCA IS DELICIOUS.

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Peregrine John February 26, 2009 at 11:54 am

I’d tell you what I think, but I think the video’s gone missing.

My standard, doofus response to the Silly Question: For Lent, I’m giving up self-restraint.

I am totally unrestrained–I like this.

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justjp February 26, 2009 at 12:46 pm

“Nothing is too good for you guys.”

You really DO care. I always knew it!

I truly do.

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The Player to be Named Later February 26, 2009 at 1:05 pm

“We’re sorry, this video is no longer available.” Thanks for the tease Lem.

I just played it! Try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaTPYtC_bus

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The Player to be Named Later February 26, 2009 at 1:21 pm

Gracias! I worked this go around. Way to go Shannon!

Hooray!

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SD February 26, 2009 at 2:21 pm

I once knew a girl from Boca
Who had a little problem with coca
I got her clean
Chubby, but serene
With a diet of burgers and almond roca.

I am having a horrible day. I could go for a burger. Maybe I will tonight.

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Oxen Cox February 26, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Love the video and scratching your head could be a mating call you are sending out via the web. Your soulmate could find this clip. Or at least a new stalker.

Soul mate–are you reading this?

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f.B February 26, 2009 at 2:32 pm

I’ll have to wait til later to actually watch this. But I already promise the head-scratching isn’t a big deal. The only video I’ve ever done featured me smacking my lips surprisingly loudly, trying not to drool because I was vlogging while eating a mint, like an anti-genius.

But you are an awesome anti-genius.

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Lisa February 26, 2009 at 6:16 pm

You are super adorable, always. I don’t think you scratch your head. I don’t know you all that well, but I definitely haven’t noticed weird tics. Being on camera brings out nervous randomness.

Don’t you always wonder what your ticks are? Glad this is not one of them.

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Big Money Tony February 26, 2009 at 7:39 pm

You know, if you had not mentioned it, some of us probably would not have noticed the head scratching thing. I expected worse, but you were just throwing your hair back.

Boca Burgers are OK on an occasion, but the real deal is where it’s at.

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dan-E February 26, 2009 at 7:43 pm

isn’t boca that veggie burger crap? i’ll pass. i like my cheeseburgers made with beef, thank you.

(though lamb is occasionally an acceptable substitute.)

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rs27 February 27, 2009 at 4:03 am

Men never win any of these. You would think we only exist for sex and for women to advantage of us after one too many cocktails. Wait that’s the same thing.

Fine, I guess I’m ok with that.

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Shannon February 27, 2009 at 3:22 pm

yay! I won! I didn’t know until today, but yay!

I don’t do yoga. Can I use the yoga mat as my drinkin’ pad?

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Wonka March 5, 2009 at 10:51 am

There is NOTHING unattractive about this video.

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green bowel movements January 8, 2010 at 9:42 pm

Hello. Great job. This is a great story. Thanks!

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