Holiday Gift Guide v 2.0

Posted in Other Fun Reads on December 3, 2008

I have ideas!

Last year’s gift guide is still darn swell, but I am a font of ideas… I know you needed more. I don’t own any of these items, but they are all things I would happily receive. I like gifts. I know you like giving them. This year it is a tad more organized so you can parcel out your love by price point. I know this is a little long, but when it comes to gift giving, I think we can agree options are important.

Here is a bunch of ideas for that foody/wino/glutton in your life…hold on to your credit cards.


Booty Call (under $25)

“Barefoot Contessa Back to Basics: Fabulous Flavor from Simple Ingredients”, by Ina Garten: I don’t own this, but wish I did. Ina Garten is one of the few folks on the Food Network whom I really admire; her recipes aren’t fussy or stuffy, just good stuff everyone should be making.

Fleur de Sal: The only thing better than salt is salt from the French. Every good cook knows the importance of salt and this is perfect for dusting on cookies or sprinkling on some olive oil before dipping in a piece of crusty, warm bread.

Tartlet Pan: As humans, we are inherently greedy; we want everything to ourselves. With these individual tart molds, you can help your favorite baker indulge all their greedy friends. Make sure to get a tartlet pan with removable bottoms…you don’t want the receiver of you gift cursing you every time they try to pry out their perfect pastries. If you skimp and don’t go for the removable bottoms, cursing is certain to happen.

Gingerbread Muffins Pan: Well, these are just nifty! I would like every muffin shaped like a gingerbread man…or any kind of man for that matter.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend ($25-50)

“Baking: From My Home to Yours”, by Dorie Greenspan: Dorie Greenspan is considered the queen of baking. Her recipes are thorough, direct, and always garner great results. This is an essential for any baker.

Dorothy Apron: Who said a woman in the kitchen isn’t sexy? This sure does help, though. This is hot. End of story.

8-Year Balsamic Vinegar of Modena: Yes, I know $35 seems a lot to spend on vinegar. Guess what? Some people think spending $50 on a video game is just as ridiculous. True foodies will appreciate this. Scout’s honor.

Le Creuset Enameled Steel Stockpots: Holy Christ, these are on sale for $49.95. I cannot stress what a steal these are and how you should order one right now. Seriously, go, RIGHT NOW.

Spouse ($50-100)

Beer Bottle Cap Sterling Silver Bracelet: For the beer-drinking lady in your life. This is probably my favorite thing on the list. I don’t need this one bit, but I really want it.

The Ex Voodoo Knife Set: Look, we all have some anger at the holidays. Please, I implore you, just stab this kitschy knife holder, not your pervy Uncle Eddie.

Party Beverage Server: Every good host has plenty of wine on hand and it should always be the proper temperature.

Canvas Picnic Backpack: Have someone in your life who is romantic, yet also practical? This is the perfect little gift for the Don Juan or Seductress in your life. I’d rather drink a beer on the hood of the car, but hey, some people like to keep it classy.

Mistress/Gigolo ($100 plus)

15-Bottle Dual-Zone Electric Wine Cellar: Once again, booze is important. Have I not made this clear? One should always have 15 bottles on had, something I fal at on a regular basis.

Bialetti Mukka Express Electric Cappuccino Maker: It barely takes up any space. It brews perfect coffee. It is not an exceedingly ridiculous price. The coffee lover in your life will thank you.

Vera Wang “Illusion” High Ball Glasses: Yes, I know Vera Wang glasses are over the top. But, if you are spending this much on someone, you clearly have money to burn. These are super sleek. I love them.

iGourmet Luxury Treasures: $399…I know. But this is the perfect gift for someone you need to keep silent.

And before you get some work done, don’t forget to pop by So Good and see what I am eating this week.