45 minutes on a swing set this weekend had left me with two pancake size bruises on my upper arms. Every time I would come falling down from the upswing, I would let go, slamming in to the sturdy chains.
I was wearing shorts while swinging; the friction of my bare thighs against the soft rubber seat rubbed two huge black marks on my legs. They have proved nearly impossible to remove.
There is a silver-dollar sized bruise on my left shoulder as well. It’s purple and green. The origin of this mark is unclear.
The faint shadows of the Sharpie scrawled words from my Halloween costume still remain on my back, chest and biceps.
A late night Tuesday, watching the polls and eating too much junk food, has left my chin sprinkled with a beautiful little colony of pimples.
The picture, my friends, it is a bit grim. Sometimes, that is just how it goes. The outside is a little dinged up, a bit ugly, green and gnarly…but oh well. I never said it was going to be pretty all the time.
But just because it doesn’t look so pretty doesn’t mean there aren’t some good things going on. Take, for example, this soup. Look, there isn’t really a way to make pea soup look appetizing, but I keep coming back to it because it tastes so damn good. This variation is is bursting with flavor thanks to the fresh rosemary. As an added bonus, it is super healthy and a snap to make. With the weather as of late, it is filling and comforting without being heavy. I really love how the herbs compliment the peas and the tomato paste and soy adds a bit of depth to a fairly straight forward dish.
So, is it pretty? No…but not everything is at first glance.
Split Pea Soup with Rosemary
Adapted from Cooking Light
1 1/2 cups green split peas
2 teaspoons olive oil, divided
3 large chopped onion
1 cup diced carrot (3 carrots)
1 bay leaf
1 tablespoon minced garlic cloves, divided (about 3 cloves)
1 tablespoon minced fresh rosemary, divided
1 teaspoon paprika
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1 tablespoon low-sodium soy sauce
4 cups water
1 (14 1/2-ounce) can vegetable broth
Salt
Sort and wash peas; cover with water to 2 inches above peas, and set aside. Heat 1 teaspoon oil in a Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Add onion, carrot, and bay leaf; sauté 5 minutes, stirring frequently. Add garlic, rosemary, paprika, and pepper; cook 3 minutes. Add tomato paste and soy sauce; cook until liquid evaporates, scraping pan to loosen browned bits.
Drain peas. Add peas, 4 cups water, broth, and salt to onion mixture; bring to a boil. Cover, reduce heat to medium-low, and simmer 1 hour, stirring often. Discard bay leaf. Place half of soup in blender or food processor; process until smooth. (Or use an immersion blender.)



9:53 am on November 6th, 2008
MMM…looks pretty good to me. And unexplained party bruises just mean you had a good time.
That is what I am saying!
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10:01 am on November 6th, 2008
You are always beautiful to me, lady.
You just made me blush.
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10:25 am on November 6th, 2008
Yum! I’ve been really into making soups lately, and will have to check this out.
I like how healthy it is too…and filling. it is perfect.
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10:43 am on November 6th, 2008
I never think of “hot mess” as a bad thing.
I’m going to try and make that soup… maybe this weekend. Like you said, with the chillier weather coming on, it’s perfect!
Hot mess does have its charms, I agree.
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10:56 am on November 6th, 2008
Thanks for the recipe, but unfortunately pea soup is to me as coconut is to you.
And you hate carrot cake! I can’t do anything right.
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11:14 am on November 6th, 2008
Don’t you hate the random bruises and general soreness that comes after a night of solid drinking? My legs, in particular, always seem to be really sore – I call it amusement park legs because it’s the same feeling I got as a kid after spending a day walking all around an amusement park.
I don’t think these were drunken injuries. Last weekend was fairly tame. Who knows…
I like the amusement park legs.
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11:34 am on November 6th, 2008
beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I still think you are hot… and I love soup too.
Though, isn’t it really just all about the hair?
Thanks…and yes! Always the hair. Always.
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12:06 pm on November 6th, 2008
You can never go wrong with split peas, especially as it gets colder. I often throw in some lentils of various colors as well. I make a beefy version with short ribs, one of the winning recipes I was gifted by my Jewish mother-in-law.
Short ribs! In pea soup! Oh, that just made my heart flutter.
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12:11 pm on November 6th, 2008
ohhh, i’ve also been on a soup kick, which is weird for me. i think i’ve only made soup a handful of times prior to this current trend.
when i saw this recipe, i immediately emailed it to my girlfriend to put in the long queue of ‘WE-MUST-TRY-THIS’ recipes. so i’m a little enthusiastic, so what?
I think soup is worth getting excited about. You won’t hear me criticizing.
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12:25 pm on November 6th, 2008
Pancake sized bruises on your upper arms? Makes me wonder exactly how big your upper arms are.
Fading sharpie all over. Makes me wonder what your costume was.
Protests that the soup doesn’t look pretty. Makes me wonder what you are looking at because it looks pretty good to me.
Hot mess. Thought it was going to be about you, not soup. Which is not to say I think you’re a mess, just you like a little chaos in your life.
That’s all I’m sayin.
For now.
Silver dollar pancakes.
I was a freudian slip…words written all over me while I wore a slip.
I was kinda saying it about me, too. Chaos? Maybe just a little extra fun.
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12:30 pm on November 6th, 2008
Jman, hush! I’m sure they are silver dollar pancake size!
And if you think that soup’s pretty you should see the Goddess herself.
Yes, Brett–you are right!! And you flatter me. You should see my arms. Not pretty.
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1:00 pm on November 6th, 2008
Nice that you made it vegetarian. I can almost smell it from that picture. Mmmm.
I do try to do vegetarian stuff when I can…baby steps.
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1:33 pm on November 6th, 2008
Soo, I’m going to be the contrarian here and say I’d like to see some ham or smoked ham hocks or something porky in this soup.
The sharpie all over the place makes me think of that horrific Jim Carrey movie where he freaks out about numbers.
Ham would be good, no doubt. But trying to keep it a bit healthier and vegetarian.
I promise this was not my costume. I had to have some poor boy help me scrub it off…the words, that is.
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1:36 pm on November 6th, 2008
All i have to say is, thank god I don’t have a job where I would have to go shirtless because I would rather avoid coming up with excuses for the bruises, bite marks, candle wax burns, and assorted scratches that I am usually nursing. I’d be pegged as a cheetah fucking pervert. Not good.
Oh, those cheetahs! They are irresistible, I tell you.
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2:06 pm on November 6th, 2008
Look, if you’re not going to be hot all the time, I just don’t know if I can continue reading your blog. You promised, Lemmonex. You made PROMISES to me.
I am just so confused and disappointed right now.
I am a liar. Don’t you know this? Sorry.
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3:56 pm on November 6th, 2008
Next time I’m covered in bruises, I’m totally going to blame a swingset. Genius, that.
And you had to go and bring up carrot cake again, didn’t you? My tummy just did a little dance, despite myself.
I do it to torture you.
It was a swingset!! I love swings.
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4:32 pm on November 6th, 2008
Was it a swing hanging from a ceiling in your bedroom? You know, one of those *adult* swings?
If you are going to torture me, can you pull my hair while you do so? kthxbye.
It was on the PLAYGROUND. And of course, whatever you want, K. I am a giver.
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8:41 am on November 8th, 2008
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