So, a few weeks back I received an email from Arjewtino. Seems he and Roosh were looking to throw another blogger Happy Hour and they wanted me to cohost with them.
I was so flattered. It was only a little over a year ago that I finally grew a pair and headed out to the Blogger Crush Happy Hour and met everyone. I dealt with some of the social awkwardness the best way I knew how: I wore a sheer shirt and drank lots of Jack Daniels. I showed up alone, but by the end of the night I had made some new friends. I had also ensured I would have a raging hangover thanks to I Now Pronounce You and several SoCO and Lime shots, but hey, everyone has to get hazed.
Being the raging egomaniac that I am, I asked Arjewtino how I got the nod to cohost. What had I done to be called up to the big show?
Turns out they needed a girl. Oh, vagina…the places you will take me.
So, come and be brave. Wear your slutty garments if it will help put you at ease. Drink to make things less uncomfortable…it is the American way. Bloggers, commenters, lurkers and even that hobo who won’t stop harassing you at the 7/11 are all invited. Come meet Roosh, Arjewtino, me, and a bunch of other cool kids next Friday (11/21) at 8 pm at Bourbon in Adams Morgan. All of us are very nice and I promise to foster introductions. Who knows? Just enough shots and maybe you’ll make some regrettable decisions with one of your favorite bloggers.
Me and my lady business hope to see you there.
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oh come on. why you all have to be so far off?!
no fair.
Boston isn’t that far.
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Unfortunately I will be at a wedding in Detroit trying to keep my husband’s family from killing one another. I might welcome a few shots of JD on Friday night!
I know I need JD when I am around my family sometimes.
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I’ve made plans that night a while ago, but hope to be able to make it to the HH, and it’s been in my calendar since Arjewtino emailed me. I’ve only made it to one HH (when we’d get a free drink from INPY if we were a new blogger — so that’s when I created my blog, for a free drink, I’m lame), and that was ages ago!
“Dagny Taggart” from, at the time, seekingjohngalt, is a friend in real life, so she convinced me to join. I met a few people that night, Roosh, VK, FreckledK (I think?), LMNtal Attraction, and a few others.
I’ve been reading a lot more blogs now, so hope to get to meet everyone!
Oh, please come out and show your face. We will be there a while, I promise.
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Frankly, I’ve seen quite enough of your lady business. Wait what?
Ah, the funsies of endlessly propagating our e-love…
God, I am already old news…so sad.
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I have dinner plans but will try to come late! I’d love to see everyone! Also, you know you’re so much more than girl bits. Nobody puts Lem in the corner.
You made my day with that DD reference.
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I live a sad, boring life that consists of falling asleep (for real – not passing out) at 9 on the couch. Yeah, that’s my Friday night. But, well, you never know. Maybe…just maybe…I’ll make it.
We are so much better than the couch. Promise.
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Damn it! I am going to miss Lady Bits! This is not right, first I cannot have Lamb and now this… I may have to find an excuse to be back in D.C., technically I am due back in a month… Arghhhhh!!!! I am taking this directly to HR on the grounds of discrimination. Lol, another sad day for JP
Aw, there will be more. No worries.
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I’ll be there… I’ll probably be drunk because I plan on pregaming. But yes… I will be there.
We love drunk people. Can’t wait to meet you.
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Y’all have fun! Wish I could be there–but I hereby promise to attend the next one, which will be held in my honor, during my visit to DC in January. Right? RIGHT!?!?!
I wish you could be here, my love.
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I will be there with nipple tassles on. Or bells. Either. Or both.
You stole my outfit!
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Mannnn… If only I was still in D.C….
I know…I would love to meet you.
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Dang, if I weren’t stuck way up here in New York. Come to think of it, DC seems to have a remarkably active blogger scene, compared to most cities.
Peter
We are all former (or current) nerds who think we have incredibly smart and profound things to say.
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I’ll be there with a few other local bloggers.
Fab…the more the merrier.
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And here I am on the wrong coast again. Pity. I could use some regrettable decisions about now.
We all could I think.
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Damn you, calendar gods.
Fist to the heavens.
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I won’t be there, thus the entire thing will suck.
I’m sorry to ruin it for everyone.
You jerk. Why can’t you just let us have our fun?
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i’m so there! with deutlich and maxie
Can’t wait to meet everyone.
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I’ll be the guy in the corner muttering haikus about Jack Daniels and boobs.
Not creepy at all.
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As the former token vagina host, I will do all I can to get my ass from NJ down here for this.
Woo hoo!
I hope so, baby.
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I have always wanted to attend one of these, but am afraid the mass hysteria it would create – I suspect it would have to be held at the Verizon Center in order for me to attend a future event.
Have fun, regardless.
It will be hard to carry on without you, but we shall.
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How’d you know about my 7-11 hobo? Has he been blogging?
No, I just follow you around all the time….can’t believe you haven’t seen me yet.
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There is no way in hell I am going to leave work early on Friday, drive 3+ hours to check out a devil’s threesome and leud acts with a donkey somewhere in our nation’s capital. NO FUCKING WAY!
….ok, I’ll think about it.
You really should think about it…I mean devil’s threeways are kinda awesome.
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^^woops. that’s *lewd* not leud.
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Will there be any straight women there? Also, what does you and roosh are hosting mean? Does it mean that you are paying for drinks and food?
Well, I am straight, as well as many other women, but I don’t see how that matters.
I am hosting with Roosh and Arjewtino. Unless we win the lottery this week, we aren’t paying. We just wanted to organize an event to get people together and we will introduce folks.
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“Just enough shots and maybe you’ll make some regrettable decisions with one of your favorite bloggers.”
Regrettable?
I mean that in the best of ways. All my most fun decisions are regrettable.
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Will there be a secret code or handshake? How will we recognize each other. I do not recommend a red carnation in the lapel.
You will see a group of attention starved folks and that’s us. But, there is a picture of me on this site, as well as ones of Roosh and Arjewtino. Look for a brunette girl showing her boobs, a dude that looks like Jesus and a bearded guy…that’s us.
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I’ll be there with bells on… or pants. one of the 2
Cannot wait to see you again.
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Please – please – tell me someone will buy beers for first time DC happy hourites!
I make no promises…but shots alcohol materializes as the night wears on.
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This brings me to an idea:…
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