So, a few weeks back I received an email from Arjewtino. Seems he and Roosh were looking to throw another blogger Happy Hour and they wanted me to cohost with them.
I was so flattered. It was only a little over a year ago that I finally grew a pair and headed out to the Blogger Crush Happy Hour and met everyone. I dealt with some of the social awkwardness the best way I knew how: I wore a sheer shirt and drank lots of Jack Daniels. I showed up alone, but by the end of the night I had made some new friends. I had also ensured I would have a raging hangover thanks to I Now Pronounce You and several SoCO and Lime shots, but hey, everyone has to get hazed.
Being the raging egomaniac that I am, I asked Arjewtino how I got the nod to cohost. What had I done to be called up to the big show?
Turns out they needed a girl. Oh, vagina…the places you will take me.
So, come and be brave. Wear your slutty garments if it will help put you at ease. Drink to make things less uncomfortable…it is the American way. Bloggers, commenters, lurkers and even that hobo who won’t stop harassing you at the 7/11 are all invited. Come meet Roosh, Arjewtino, me, and a bunch of other cool kids next Friday (11/21) at 8 pm at Bourbon in Adams Morgan. All of us are very nice and I promise to foster introductions. Who knows? Just enough shots and maybe you’ll make some regrettable decisions with one of your favorite bloggers.
Me and my lady business hope to see you there.
10:25 am on November 14th, 2008
oh come on. why you all have to be so far off?!
no fair.
Boston isn’t that far.
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10:26 am on November 14th, 2008
Unfortunately I will be at a wedding in Detroit trying to keep my husband’s family from killing one another. I might welcome a few shots of JD on Friday night!
I know I need JD when I am around my family sometimes.
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10:28 am on November 14th, 2008
I’ve made plans that night a while ago, but hope to be able to make it to the HH, and it’s been in my calendar since Arjewtino emailed me. I’ve only made it to one HH (when we’d get a free drink from INPY if we were a new blogger — so that’s when I created my blog, for a free drink, I’m lame), and that was ages ago!
“Dagny Taggart” from, at the time, seekingjohngalt, is a friend in real life, so she convinced me to join. I met a few people that night, Roosh, VK, FreckledK (I think?), LMNtal Attraction, and a few others.
I’ve been reading a lot more blogs now, so hope to get to meet everyone!
Oh, please come out and show your face. We will be there a while, I promise.
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10:30 am on November 14th, 2008
Frankly, I’ve seen quite enough of your lady business. Wait what?
Ah, the funsies of endlessly propagating our e-love…
God, I am already old news…so sad.
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10:38 am on November 14th, 2008
I have dinner plans but will try to come late! I’d love to see everyone! Also, you know you’re so much more than girl bits. Nobody puts Lem in the corner.
You made my day with that DD reference.
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10:51 am on November 14th, 2008
I live a sad, boring life that consists of falling asleep (for real – not passing out) at 9 on the couch. Yeah, that’s my Friday night. But, well, you never know. Maybe…just maybe…I’ll make it.
We are so much better than the couch. Promise.
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10:58 am on November 14th, 2008
Damn it! I am going to miss Lady Bits! This is not right, first I cannot have Lamb and now this… I may have to find an excuse to be back in D.C., technically I am due back in a month… Arghhhhh!!!! I am taking this directly to HR on the grounds of discrimination. Lol, another sad day for JP
Aw, there will be more. No worries.
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11:03 am on November 14th, 2008
I’ll be there… I’ll probably be drunk because I plan on pregaming. But yes… I will be there.
We love drunk people. Can’t wait to meet you.
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11:13 am on November 14th, 2008
Y’all have fun! Wish I could be there–but I hereby promise to attend the next one, which will be held in my honor, during my visit to DC in January. Right? RIGHT!?!?!
I wish you could be here, my love.
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11:17 am on November 14th, 2008
[...] There will be a DC blogger meetup on November 21st hosted by Arjewtino, Lemmonex, and Roosh. I will be attending with with Deutlich and possibly DMB. They are two of my favorite ladies and I am obviously awesome so if you are in the area you should come! Find out the details here. [...]
11:20 am on November 14th, 2008
I will be there with nipple tassles on. Or bells. Either. Or both.
You stole my outfit!
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11:24 am on November 14th, 2008
Mannnn… If only I was still in D.C….
I know…I would love to meet you.
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11:47 am on November 14th, 2008
[...] of insane fans, and since there are so many new kids (not New Kids) blogging these days, Roosh, Lemmonex, and I are hosting next week the return of the DC Blogger Happy [...]
11:58 am on November 14th, 2008
Dang, if I weren’t stuck way up here in New York. Come to think of it, DC seems to have a remarkably active blogger scene, compared to most cities.
Peter
We are all former (or current) nerds who think we have incredibly smart and profound things to say.
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12:00 pm on November 14th, 2008
I’ll be there with a few other local bloggers.
Fab…the more the merrier.
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12:19 pm on November 14th, 2008
And here I am on the wrong coast again. Pity. I could use some regrettable decisions about now.
We all could I think.
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12:22 pm on November 14th, 2008
Damn you, calendar gods.
Fist to the heavens.
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1:01 pm on November 14th, 2008
I won’t be there, thus the entire thing will suck.
I’m sorry to ruin it for everyone.
You jerk. Why can’t you just let us have our fun?
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1:29 pm on November 14th, 2008
i’m so there! with deutlich and maxie
Can’t wait to meet everyone.
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2:20 pm on November 14th, 2008
I’ll be the guy in the corner muttering haikus about Jack Daniels and boobs.
Not creepy at all.
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2:31 pm on November 14th, 2008
As the former token vagina host, I will do all I can to get my ass from NJ down here for this.
Woo hoo!
I hope so, baby.
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2:54 pm on November 14th, 2008
I have always wanted to attend one of these, but am afraid the mass hysteria it would create – I suspect it would have to be held at the Verizon Center in order for me to attend a future event.
Have fun, regardless.
It will be hard to carry on without you, but we shall.
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4:13 pm on November 14th, 2008
How’d you know about my 7-11 hobo? Has he been blogging?
No, I just follow you around all the time….can’t believe you haven’t seen me yet.
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4:31 pm on November 14th, 2008
There is no way in hell I am going to leave work early on Friday, drive 3+ hours to check out a devil’s threesome and leud acts with a donkey somewhere in our nation’s capital. NO FUCKING WAY!
….ok, I’ll think about it.
You really should think about it…I mean devil’s threeways are kinda awesome.
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5:33 pm on November 14th, 2008
^^woops. that’s *lewd* not leud.
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11:46 am on November 16th, 2008
Will there be any straight women there? Also, what does you and roosh are hosting mean? Does it mean that you are paying for drinks and food?
Well, I am straight, as well as many other women, but I don’t see how that matters.
I am hosting with Roosh and Arjewtino. Unless we win the lottery this week, we aren’t paying. We just wanted to organize an event to get people together and we will introduce folks.
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1:09 am on November 17th, 2008
“Just enough shots and maybe you’ll make some regrettable decisions with one of your favorite bloggers.”
Regrettable?
I mean that in the best of ways. All my most fun decisions are regrettable.
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11:38 am on November 17th, 2008
Will there be a secret code or handshake? How will we recognize each other. I do not recommend a red carnation in the lapel.
You will see a group of attention starved folks and that’s us. But, there is a picture of me on this site, as well as ones of Roosh and Arjewtino. Look for a brunette girl showing her boobs, a dude that looks like Jesus and a bearded guy…that’s us.
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12:58 pm on November 20th, 2008
I’ll be there with bells on… or pants. one of the 2
Cannot wait to see you again.
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10:38 pm on November 20th, 2008
Please – please – tell me someone will buy beers for first time DC happy hourites!
I make no promises…but shots alcohol materializes as the night wears on.
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6:01 pm on September 10th, 2009
This brings me to an idea:…
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