Comments on: Hurts So Good

By: Ava V

Ava V — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:49:57 +0000

are you using thongs instead of a fork? it might be a good idea…no sharp points that would further injure yourself

Next step is to swaddle myself in bubble wrap.

By: Jewcano

Jewcano — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:23:15 +0000

Good thing those salad tongs have rubber handles, else they’d be a death trap.

All precautions must be taken, Jewcano.

By: jman

jman — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:02:59 +0000

So there I was on the bus going down H ST, NE sending out Lemmonex thoughts into the universe and it didn’t even get me invited to dinner! Hope there was lots of ginger involved so I don’t feel totally distraught.

And more importantly hope your various ailments are feeling better.

Aww, sorry jman. But, I am feeling better–thanks.

By: Nate

Nate — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:28:02 +0000

Honey works wonders on fresh burns…

Honey? And here I was using aloe….

By: Irish Lebowski

Irish Lebowski — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:20:04 +0000

Yummy yummy yummy…I love candied nuts, but I’ve always been afraid to make them myself at home for the exact reason you described. I can’t do anything even remotely dangerous in the kitchen! Too many scars from past experiences.

It isn’t that dangerous….just don’t drink beforehand. I am an idiot, as we all know.

By: Phil

Phil — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:10:12 +0000

A dash of blood and flecks of peeled, burning skin always liven a good meal.

I was mindful no to let the blood spurt on the food. I am thoughtful like that.

By: Doug

Doug — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:33:35 +0000

Ouch! Keep those fingers safe! As an aside, charlotte harris burned her finger cooking for me! Talk about a hazard!

The sacrifices we make!

By: apollocreed

apollocreed — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:32:33 +0000

I wonder why it is that whenever we hurt ourselves we start dancing? It’s like we think, “Oh man, I just cut myself, I know – a jig will seal this wound right up!”

I bet the Electric Slide cures cancer.

Jigs are pretty life affirming though, don’t you think? Like, “wow, I hurt myself but at least I still have dance!”

By: jordanbaker

jordanbaker — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:09:50 +0000

The combo of the sugar and the natural oils in the nuts is probably what made it so bad. Oil burns suuuuuuuuck (and I have a 9 year old scar on the inside of my left thigh to prove it).

Your thigh! Christ. OUCH.

By: Ryane

Ryane — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:54:01 +0000

Well, things tend to happen in three’s, right? So, in a way, all of those things happening so close together is stroke of luck as you are now done w/the cycle!

Lavender is excellent for burns; lets get together this week and I will bring you some homemade lavender salve for it?

Always looking on the bright side, Ryane.

I will email you!