Seriously, I never win anything. Not since high school when I won concert tix on the radio. Ages ago. There really needs to be a poetry ratio added to these contests or I might start spending my working days reading Dooce or some other crap.
You hurt my feelings! I am a sensitive snowflake! And I have never won anything, ever. So there.
The wife won us a trip to Hawaii once, pretty much guaranteeing that karmic justice would never allow me to win anything ever.
Yeah, that is a pretty sweet prize. Damn. I cannot even win a free coke under a bottle cap.
[...] Thankfully, I have done enough the past few months to keep the Universe in tact. The world will not come tumbling down around me. I may have a teeny, tiny crush on Mystery but I am still a good person. I give to charity. I eat my leftovers. Hell, I give away baked goods on the internet. [...]
9:25 pm on October 22nd, 2008
I’m in love with your tank-top! haha and YES you are
I have had that tank top FOREVER. I love it too. Thanks.
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9:34 pm on October 22nd, 2008
Sweet deal…what a great surprise after such a long day!
I will email you soon about details, etc. Congrats.
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9:47 pm on October 22nd, 2008
[...] October 22, 2008 wow i actually won something [...]
9:10 am on October 23rd, 2008
So yeah. That took me straight to youtube where there was another video with you wearing that same tank top. And the content…was….interesting.
I know–I didn’t realize it.
That video is old. I posted it when I cut my hair.
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9:14 am on October 23rd, 2008
OH! Well that makes it much less interesting. I thought you meant….well…nevermind.
Dirty, dirty.
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9:24 am on October 23rd, 2008
Umm… that can’t be where all the magic happens.
Zing!
I have NO idea what you are talking about.
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10:07 am on October 23rd, 2008
I never win!
Rigged, rigged I say. Lol, but I still think you are pretty cool even if you never pick me.
I am sorry! There will be more.
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11:17 am on October 23rd, 2008
Fraud!!!
That’s it, I’m rioting. WHOSE WITH ME?!!!
anyone?
O.k. back to my desk.
The cheese stands alone.
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11:45 am on October 23rd, 2008
You suck Lemmonex!
Seriously, I never win anything. Not since high school when I won concert tix on the radio. Ages ago. There really needs to be a poetry ratio added to these contests or I might start spending my working days reading Dooce or some other crap.
You hurt my feelings! I am a sensitive snowflake! And I have never won anything, ever. So there.
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1:06 pm on October 23rd, 2008
The wife won us a trip to Hawaii once, pretty much guaranteeing that karmic justice would never allow me to win anything ever.
Yeah, that is a pretty sweet prize. Damn. I cannot even win a free coke under a bottle cap.
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4:39 pm on October 23rd, 2008
Yeah, me either. But I do love the shirt!
(A friend informs me that the male of “shiksa” is “shagus.” I had no idea there was a male form of the word.)
Huh…who knew!? Not me, it seems…or you.
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11:34 pm on October 23rd, 2008
male form is sheygetz. i keep meaning to invite you over for sunday bagel and lox…i stilllll can’t believe you’ve never had it!!
I will bring the champagne for the mimosas.
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6:12 pm on October 26th, 2008
Sonofabitch!!
There is always next time.
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10:02 am on December 1st, 2008
[...] Thankfully, I have done enough the past few months to keep the Universe in tact. The world will not come tumbling down around me. I may have a teeny, tiny crush on Mystery but I am still a good person. I give to charity. I eat my leftovers. Hell, I give away baked goods on the internet. [...]