Sticky Fingers

by Lemmonex on June 23, 2008

In kindergarten, there was a spate of robberies in my class. Some selfish little twit decided he had the right to all of our pudding packs, fruit roll-ups and ring dings. He would systematically pilfer through our lunches throughout the course of the day; for about three months I would sit at my desk in the morning and pray I would still have my beloved Bugles when it was time for lunch.

The search for the thief was an intense one. Our class was questioned as a whole and as individuals as our teacher attempted to figure out the culprit. She had to be sick of listening to a room full of five year olds whining their way through lunch everyday, lamenting their lost goodies. She was as invested in finding him as we were.

Except it wasn’t a him. They finally caught my classmate, K, the daughter of another teacher in our school, redhanded, pockets stuffed full of junkfood. K was never my favorite person; I had a hatred for her that only a small child could muster. She teased me mercilessly,tormenting me endlessly. The sight of her standing in front of the class, apologizing to us, was a particularly triumphant moment on my short life.

I never would have thought 20 odd years later, I would become a bit of a food thief in my own right My friend Peep made this at a party several years ago and it was love at first taste. I have been making it ever since, usurping it as my own. This couscous salad has become a classic for me, the go-to recipe I whip up when asked to bring food to a barbecue or summer pot luck. I don’t even measure anything anymore, just kind of throw it all together and know no matter what the proportions are, it will taste great. I have subbed in dried cherries, golden raisins and chives in place of the cilantro; it is great every time. The dried fruit and lime vinaigrette are light and refreshing, a welcome alternative to the heavy potato and pasta salads that are normally served at cookouts.

I highly suggest you steal this one and keep it for yourself.


Summer Couscous Salad

From GSN Recipes

3 cups cooked couscous (about 1-1/3 cups uncooked)
1/4 cup pine nuts, toasted
1 yellow or orange bell pepper, very finely diced
6 dried apricots, finely chopped
3 tablespoons golden raisins
2 tablespoons dried currants
2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro

Lime Vinaigrette

3 limes, juiced
3 T olive oil
1 shallot, finely minced
2 tsp ground cumin
salt and pepper to taste

Toss together salad ingredients. Add vinaigrette and toss again. Chill and serve.

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Lemmonex » Weekending
July 3, 2009 at 6:36 am

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Peter June 23, 2008 at 9:41 am

Have you ever tried making it without the diced pepper? I’m not too crazy about peppers and probably would leave them out if not crucial to the recipe.

I haven’t, but you definitely could leave them out. They add a nice contrast to the fruit, but they are not essential.

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Former Alpha June 23, 2008 at 9:58 am

K is now in congress where she has learned that she never need to apologize for stealing other peoples stuff.
I prefer my couscous with duck duck and brandy/merlot cherries.

K is still living in our small town teaching at the high school. May her lunch be stolen by her students…

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Velvet June 23, 2008 at 10:04 am

What an excellent story. I love the kindergarten bandit. It’s usually those kids whose parents are the ones who don’t let them have junk at home. Same sort of theory behind prohibition…

Anyway, thanks for this! I had a couscous recipe at a friend’s house and I think every third ingredient was garlic. Yum. Who knew you could toss stuff in there and make it edible?

I love garlic as much as the next person, but you have to watch out with it, especially with something as delicate as couscous.

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BatesHorn June 23, 2008 at 10:19 am

Cooked, Garlic is right up there next to butter as one of God’s gifts to humanity.

But Raw, Garlic is borderline unedible. I have a friend that throws raw garlic into her potato salad. Takes days to get that taste out of my mouth.

Yeah, it is really acrid. I don’t quite understand the compulsion to just throw it in everything and I LOVE it. Just a bit much sometimes.

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Arjewtino June 23, 2008 at 10:40 am

Are you sure she was the thief? Are you sure it wasn’t just someone prematurely cleaning out the fridge?

I am never going to hear the end of this. People, don’t ever mess with Arjewtino’s leftovers.

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LivitLuvit June 23, 2008 at 3:40 pm

Does anyone else remember “geoboards”? It was a wooden plank with equally spaced nails covering it, and we as second graders used a multitude of brightly colored rubber bands to create shapes and, I guess, inadvertently learn something about geometry.

One morning, someone noticed that one of the geoboards had a different design or picture on it every morning when we came in. Someone was sneaking in and altering the geoboard during after-or-before school hours. Bizarre, yes. But more importantly, it was infuriating that we couldn’t figure out who it was. My teacher was genuinely perplexed, and this went on for weeks… finally we figured out it was a HER as well.

Cute little girls get away with so much… but then, I guess that never really changes… ;-)

I remember geoboards! Wow, what a blast from the past…

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agnostic June 23, 2008 at 5:19 pm

They’ve sure got some bad girls up there in Rhode Island, eh?

They sure do. They cannot all be as sweet as me.

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Jewcano June 24, 2008 at 6:33 am

I wish I had seen this post -before- I made couscous for dinner tonight. I’m still working on the riddle of how two cups of water and two cups of couscous turns into 5 cups of frikkin food. And to top it off (or, rather, not to), I’m out of vinegar. Frikkin couscous.

Of all the pastas, couscous is the biggest bastard.

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BatesHorn July 14, 2008 at 12:03 pm

FYI: this was a huge hit with the fam this weekend. Thought I would pass along the positive feed back.

Oh, great! So glad to hear it.

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