I See a Treadmill in My Future
May 2, 2008 by Lemmonex
Yesterday was the first genuinely good day I have had in a long time.
-Two great career opportunities came down the pike
-DC and federal tax returns arrived
-I celebrated the magnificent bettyjoan’s birthday…and she loved the gift I got her
-This hot dog:
Yes, that is a bison hot dog on a pretzel roll smothered in bacon and cheese…what are you going to do about it?
I am sure I will be mowed down by a renegade bus this afternoon, for the Universe is not normally this kind, but at least I ate this before I died.
I want one! That looks really tasty. Then again, last night for dinner I had a beer, cheese fries, a gingerbread man, and leftover pulled pork. Save some space for me on the treadmill.
MMM, pulled pork and cheese fries. I can get behind that.
That bite missing was alllllll me, you know. Thanks for “dinner.”
You’re the one who did that? You are a sneaky one.
Where did you get that? I want one.
The Reef…the fries were actually really good too. They have really decent food there.
One of the thing I love about you…healthy appetite. Not an appetite for the healthy. Wash that down with a beer or two and a ice cream with brownie dessert…you could have joined me for squats and dead lifts this morning.
I drank enough beers last night…which lead to me eating this.
Ho. Lee. Shit.
I want. So badly I want.
I-66 ♥ Pork
Insert inappropriate joke here.
Yowza… heading straight to the Reef for a bacon dog and fries.
And as the bartender told me repeatedly, it was free! No charge for extras. I wanted to tell him I really would have paid an extra buck for the bacon, but that seems foolish.
Shit, I’ll chime in and say that that does indeed look really good. What is a bison dog?? Local D.C. delicacy I’m not aware of?
Nope, just a Reef delicacy. I will admit I was too busy relishing in the baconny goodness to really savor the bison flavor…
I’m trapped in the Mountain Time Zone for now, where the mountain hippie / eco friendly thing is dominant, and I really miss that about Maryland — food that doesn’t fuck around.
With my metabolism, I’d eat three of those things and sleep it off. Wait, I’m not supposed to say that in the company of females, right? Oops.
Now you are just being mean…
I think it all balances out, though. Guys get to pig out and not worry about the consequences (until they reach a certain age), while girls get to go out to bars and clubs with no money and not worry about the consequences, since they’ll get guys to buy them drinks (again, until they reach a certain age).
If it were better to be a male or female, we would all be that sex.
I dont go out to scam drinks off men…that usually means you have to give them something in return.
I really should have stolen more food off your plate (I think I only scammed a few fries)–when I got home, I was wasted AND starving. Too bad I was too busy chugging beers to realize that bison dog = goooooood. Thanks again for partying with me!
You ARE the party, dear.
that bison dog looks vicious.
as God is my witness, I will be making a pilgrimage to Reef.