Posted in Ask Lemmonex on February 8, 2008

Well, don’t I feel validated! The “Ask Lemmonex” idea was well received, and my adoring public, I thank you for humoring me. My friend B the other day said (with love, natch), “I kinda cannot believe people are asking you for advice. It is not like you are a professional or anything”. This is true, but I have had enough disasters to help you kids out; there are some lessons in life I can learn. So, without further ado…

The hot and sexy suicide_blonde asks:

what i reallly i wanna see/try are some fun “valentine” recipes… not so much cakes shaped like hearts..more like water for chocolate stuff… that a novice could manage…

I like where your head is at, dear. Heart shaped cakes and red roses are cliches that make me die a tiny thousand deaths.

A girl has to get every party started with a cocktail, and these champagne ginger cocktails look to die for. Did you know ginger is an aphrodisiac? So are chocolate and mint, and this frozen andes drink calls for both and has the added bonus of cooling things down if it gets too steamy, too fast. Looking to get a man with money all liquored up? Try this billionaire’s cocktail. Just make sure the sexy lingerie is already on before the drinking gets under way.

I have been way in to Culinate lately and these chocolate truffles look super delicious and easy to make. The recipe calls for use of a microwave; you cannot get much easier than that. How about chocolate pudding? Simple and delicious, this would be awesome topped with some homemade whipped cream. (To make whipped cream: 1 pint super cold whipping cream, 2 heaping tablespoons powdered sugar, and some sort of flavoring. Whip like hell with a whisk. Vanilla or orange extract would be good with this, but I think a splash of raspberry liqueur would be the bees knees.) I also have had fondue on the brain lately; here is a basic recipe for chocolate-rum fondue that will bring all the boys to the yard. This dark chocolate and toffee macadamia bark looks great and something that a novice could handle easily.

Nothing says Valentine’s Day more than some time in bed, so how about having breakfast there? These lime-pineapple scones would be great with a tropical fruit salad and some mimosas. (If you don’t have a rolling pin, drop them by heaping tablespoons on to a sheet and keep an eye on them.) I have made this french toast casserole(with Bailey’s!) with lots of success. If you want to keep things a little spicier in bed (Oh…the puns!!) how about huevos rancheros?

And from the Culinary Couture archives, might I suggest these pear champagne cupcakes (easy and a non chocolate option!), strawberries in balsamic reduction (I think strawberries on Valentine’s Day are a rule), and this triple chocolate cheesecake (more intermediate level, but still…I know you can do it!)

Happy Valentine’s Day, kiddies. And if you are a hot, emotionally available (but not too available because that freaks me out), tall boy with a scar on his face and dark hair that doesn’t overly abuse alcohol and has a refined pallet and you are looking for love, call me!