Because My Mother Taught Me Better

by Lemmonex on January 28, 2008

Folks, if I were a lesser person, I would be using this space right now to publicly humiliate someone, a grade A douchebag who was almost castrated by yours truly this weekend. But, I am better than that and a true believer in karma. Every douchebag gets his day…

Weekends like this remind me that I am one lucky gal, with friends who I could not love more. This Valentine’s Day, I choose to spend the day with my girl friends; the people who really love me.

So, friends of the internet, where should we go? Today, I turn to you for help. Give me something to look forward to…

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homeimprovementninja January 28, 2008 at 9:42 am

Well, I might go to Graceland this Valentines Day because…well…do you really need a reason to visit Elvis?

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Irish Lebowski January 28, 2008 at 10:11 am

Nothing makes you feel more attractive or better about yourself in general than a road trip to Atlantic City.

But if you want to stay in DC, I would probably do the Melting Pot. I know it’s “cheesy” (ha-ha) but that’s a fun thing to do as a group, and it’s kinda expensive so it’ll feel like a splurge, and there’s great chocolate.

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Virgle Kent January 28, 2008 at 10:50 am

Okay so you caught me trying to give you “the Superman” I can’t believe you went and put me out there like that.

Don’t front like it wouldn’t have been awsome if it I pulled it off!!!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=superman+dat+hoe

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freckledk January 28, 2008 at 11:16 am

I would stay in and have little shindig. Valentine’s Day is the worst night EVER to visit a restaurant.

Cook yourselves a little something and make up a big batch of your favorite cocktail (oh, and feel free to invite me over for a nip and a nosh!).

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Lemmonex January 28, 2008 at 12:14 pm

hin: you never, ever, need a reason to visit elvis.

Irish: oooh, fondue. chocolate and cheese–a dream.

VK: You admitted it so I don’ have to. ;)

freckledk: you are probably right. maybe fondue at home?

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I-66 January 28, 2008 at 2:42 pm

What’s Valentine’s Day?

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suicide_blond January 28, 2008 at 4:46 pm

im pretty much swearing off men for a bit.. i vote…for any of the above…or possibly… if you wanted to get lurching chizzled.. i know a few bars that would VIP a group of girlies if we were so inclined..and only one of them is a gay cowboy bar..lol
xoxo

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AuntLifesaver January 28, 2008 at 8:00 pm

Living well is the best revenge. I’ll remind you, if you return the fav. Cheese and chocolate can’t be beat – throw in some wine and you’ve got a party. And shockingly (not), I own a fondue pot.

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Lemmonex January 28, 2008 at 9:01 pm

I-66: I wish I didn’t know.

s_b: oh dear, that sounds fun. and i heart adore gay cowboys.

AuntLifesaver: We all need to remind ourselves…glad we have each other. Mmm, fondue. Last time I had it someone didn’t want cheese. SIn!!

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Lemmonex January 28, 2008 at 9:01 pm

I-66: I wish I didn’t know.

s_b: oh dear, that sounds fun. and i heart adore gay cowboys.

AuntLifesaver: We all need to remind ourselves…glad we have each other. Mmm, fondue. Last time I had it someone didn’t want cheese. SIn!!

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wildbill January 29, 2008 at 9:29 pm

I think you should get together with s_b, 6’s&7’s,velvie and try to get mamalikey out! fondue, wine, chocolate and, while I don’t know about gay cowboys, it’s probably a great night for all of you. Have a Happy. Me? I’ll be looking after the wonderful citizens of the Bronx.

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jess January 31, 2008 at 9:09 am

i think this calls for lots of wine. lots of women. and some song. i’m happy to provide whenever, wherever. :) i hope to see you soon, sexy. if you ever need reminding of that fact, just call me :)

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B January 31, 2008 at 11:17 am

Why just girl friends? I think you should bring along your good guy (“just friends”) friends too and, after enough wine, finally let “Gay, Other B” (has he been given a nickname on your site?) do what he’s always wanted to to you …

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